Houston, we have a problem

Houston, we need to talk. You’re full of fat people and spaceships and I just don’t think it’s working out. I mean, you’re a city, and I’m a guy… it just feels like you can’t ever give me your full attention, you know what I mean? I think we should see other people.

That is to say, I am cutting Houston from my schedule. A bunch of reasons mean that I really can’t be bothered with the hassle it’ll cause, and I’m also having a great time with TheRoadVirus and co. here in Baton Rouge, so although I shall still wind up in San Antonio on the designated day, Houston will sadly have to go without.

I didn’t say every post would be interesting =(

3 Responses to “Houston, we have a problem”


  1. 1 Skarsol 29/07/2009 at 9:12 am

    Alas! No Texas sized liquor warehouse for you! 😛

  2. 2 theantipop 29/07/2009 at 1:09 pm

    He can always visit the even larger liquor warehouse, The Party Source, in Bellevue, KY which is just across the river from Cincinnati.

    Regardless, this is a solid move. Houston sucks something fierce. I visited there in March and the only remotely interesting thing going on in that city is the massive rodeo. And the ridiculous amount of boot repair shops.

  3. 3 OremLK 01/08/2009 at 6:23 pm

    Houstonian here. You aren’t missing much; it’s not a big tourist city, and it’s too massive (land area-wise) to be much fun driving around. There are a couple of really nice museums downtown, and Johnson Space Center, which is mostly aimed at the pre-pubescent; but it’s hard to find great little local culture areas like you seem to be looking for, and I don’t think you’ll have cause to regret skipping it.


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